"BJL" (simplifyandaddlightness)
01/26/2014 at 15:17 • Filed to: Craigslist
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"BJL" (simplifyandaddlightness)
01/26/2014 at 15:17 • Filed to: Craigslist | 3
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Well, craigslist is the one stop spot for funny mods and great advertising. This ad is no jesus tap- dancing christ car ad, but it still gave me a chuckle. Lets figure this ad out together.
YJ tub with diamondplate corners, patched frame with no rust, Chevy 355 engine, Turbo 350 trans, Dana 300 Twin stick, Ford 9" rear, Lifted springs, shackles and body, Roll Cage, Hard top, Bikini top, Hard doors, Tubular Fenders, 5-36" New hummer tires on new rims. Auxiliary headlights, back up lights, and electric engine fan.
So let me get this straight. The diamond plate is just there to not hide any rust? Ok. However, then you just patch the frame of the jeep where the frame has no rust. That is kinda far fetched. Obviously it has the chevy 355, and lifted springs. The jeep does have the legendary chevy-ford-jeep combo however as he mentioned in the picture.
This is the one you want. No need for a winch. On road, off road, this thing can't be stopped; except when you hit they brakes they work fine. needs some polishing up. email for more pics and details. Selling it because I don't use it any more. $3900 OBO
So, as you can see, the thing is unstopable. Well, unless you want it to stop, then it stops on a dime. Need a winch? No. You just don't get stuck, dummy. Other than some inconsistencies however, the ad is good. I hope I see more of these ads more often in the future.
Brian Silvestro
> BJL
01/26/2014 at 15:19 |
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"pussy magnet installed"
"multiple miles per gallon"
10/10 would buy now.
Orange Exige
> BJL
01/26/2014 at 16:13 |
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lol NP!
Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
> BJL
01/26/2014 at 16:40 |
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I love this line
this thing can't be stopped; except when you hit they brakes they work fine.